Above, if you have any sort of a modern browser, you see a random surrealism, pulled from the random surrealism generator.
Sometimes they're good and amusing. Sometimes they're very poor. Reload the page a few times to see more of a range.

Isn't it splendid? Wouldn't you like one for your webpage? It's quite simple, you don't even have to ask. Simply add the following code to your page:
<!--BEGIN RANDOM SURREALISM GENERATOR--><center> <iframe src="https://www2.ravenblack.net/cgi-bin/surreal.php?graphics=all" width=468 height=80 marginwidth=0 marginheight=0 hspace=0 vspace=0 frameborder=0 scrolling=no> <a href=https://www2.ravenblack.net/random/surreal.html><img src="https://www2.ravenblack.net/cgi-bin/surreal.php?gif=yes&graphics=all" width=468 height=80 border=0></a> </iframe> </center><!--END RANDOM SURREALISM GENERATOR-->

There are several ways you can configure your copy of the Random Surrealism Generator - try these samples:

• Text-only, for quicker loading
• Surreal error messages for programmers
• Surreal Shakespearian quotes
• Configuring the colors to suit your page
• Custom images as the speaker
• JavaScript to generate the required code for your desired setup

While you're here, why not get yourself a free reciprocal link or join the Reciprocal Linking Webring?

A lot of credit for the Random Surrealism Generator should go to Kevan, who supplied most of the words, sentence structures and code hierarchy, as well as digging up the copyright-expired images. The rest of the credit is my own, for Perl, for HTML, for converting the data to a usable format, and for stubbornness.

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